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| New Age Spiritualism for the Male Engineer Heal the spiritual void in the road. Believe in the power of the breaker box. Imagine a balanced stress beam and apply the principals of Vulcanization to your life to give it strength, elasticity, and resistance. In this class we will answer the following questions: Do pocket protectors and short-sleeved shirts go with sandals? Why do most engineering companies use initials for their companies instead of names? Ohm versus Oom—coincidence? Tofu—food or caulking material? What does celestial mechanics have to do with chakras? How can I use this class to meet women? Learn the real meaning of PE (Professional Enabler), IPE (Inter-Personal Evader), ACEC (Avoiding Circumstances Erodes Communication) and many others. Explore the law of attraction using your own unique magnetic power. Kips Newton and Redd Line are professional psycho-engineers with combined experience of 30.6 years blending and teaching spiritualism as it relates to engineering. $76.16 Non-Members $95.23 Members CENTRAL DENVER: Civic Center Plaza 8888A: One Tues., noon-4 p.m. 4/1 Filing Lawsuits for Fun and Profit Personal injury lawsuits are a multi-billion dollar business. People just like you are cashing in on such things as wet floors, icy sidewalks, and hot coffee. This class will teach you how to get in on the action. You will learn how to “think like a plaintiff” by recognizing potential lawsuits that others miss. Where the average person just sees a “WET FLOOR,” “OUT OF ORDER,” or “CAUTION” sign, you will see cold, hard cash. The class also includes a walking tour of local grocery stores, hospitals and restaurants where you can hone your new skills. Instructor Donald Falle is a partner with Slippe, Falle & Sioux and has been representing plaintiffs in personal injury suits for over 25 years. Although he is currently under suspension by the state bar association for filing a multitude of frivolous lawsuits, he still has a lot of valuable information to share. Tuition: 1/3 the damages from your first successful lawsuit (You don’t pay unless you win!) CENTRAL DENVER: Colfax & Josephine 1661A: Two Tues., 6-8 p.m. Begins 4/1 |
The Fine Art of Shutting Up Do you find yourself getting off the elevator at the wrong floor because you can’t stop talking to someone you met on the way up? Do you avoid libraries and the ballet because the sound of “Shhh!” drives you crazy? Does the song Sounds of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel make your skin crawl? Do you have nightmares about Trappist monks who serenely observe their vow of silence? This workshop will help you overcome your fear of peace and quiet as you learn how to take a full breath of air into your lungs, talk without food in your mouth, tell a story that actually has a beginning and an ending, give “yes” and “no” answers, engage in conversation without people fleeing your presence, and actually hear what other people say. Debra Fine is a best selling author and internationally recognized keynote speaker who has had her own struggles with shutting up. $149 Non-Member $154 Member Discounts given for early graduation CENTRAL DENVER: Colorado Legislature General Assembly 8623X: Every Tues. (until you shut up), 6-9 p.m. Begins 4/1 Seize the Spam! |
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